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Wednesday, March 18, 2009 11:01 PM

Thick Files and The Legendary Retard

Oh yes , lovely title isnt it? Lemme tell you the story of the "Thick Files and The Legendary Retard".

Long long time ago (as in 4 - 5 hours ago) there is a super lazy and messy person in the name of T. T did not work hard in her exams last year and all her important notes for the upcoming exams were scattered around. Finally she wised up and decided to study hard for the upcoming exam. So she thought of gathering all the notes she needs and also pack up her skinny malnutritioned files. She walks up the magical stair as it teleports her to her room.

And she thought.. : "where should i start?"

She grabbed up the yellow file nearest to her and started packing. There were many trashs to throw and many important notes inside it. After 30 mins , she finished and put the trash aside. As she flung her notes everywhere , she have to pick them up and sort them according to the subjects. She is really dumb. The she approach a few more notebooks which have tremendous amounts of notes stucked to it. After another 30 mins , she finished with the trash aside again. but once again , she flung her important notes around , she have to resort them out. How dumb isnt she?

then she thought "seems like i am done , i shall throw the trash and pack my files~"

She did and threw all the trash away. Or so it seems. As she went up the stairs again , to her horror , there were to more files for her to sort out the trash and important notes. She is tired but she does it anyway as she did not want to procrastinate any longer. Another hour passed and finally theres little trash this time. She looked around and she have to sort out the notes according to the subjects as she flung them everywhere again. Could she ever learn how to be neat?

She packed the notes into the respective files and threw the trash. The files were extremely thicked and she thought if anyone tells her that they dont have much notes from last year , she will trottle them. She walked into her study room and happily put the files on the floor. Then she noticed , there are 2 more files not packed! tired but she still did it anyway , this time she wise up alittle and sort the notes out instead of throwing it everywhere. Thinking that she is done , she wants to stack the files needly and she picked up one file , only to notice all the notes dropped out!

apparently , she did not punch the holes for them. so she did for every single subject and file them neatly. Finally after a long time , a break would be nice , only to notice as she turn around , there was a huge stack of amaths with emaths notes jumbled up together , ready for her sort it out , punch the holes and pack. geez , slow isnt she.

feeling depressed and tired she shouted out : "I AM THE LEGENDARY RETARD!"

The End.

that sums up how dumb i am today. and i did not study much. great.